The final owl- July 12, 2011

We all knew it was coming.  We’ve known “neither can live while the other survives.”  Warner Bros. was business saavy kind enough to string the last book out into two movies.  But, now it’s here.  This week is the last of it.  It will be over.  I have my tickets for Friday night.

I picked up this week’s copy of EW.  
“I open at the close” here on my blog to confess to you, I’m sad.  I’m sad that there will be no more rides on the Hogwarts express, no more Whomping Willow, no more Fizzing Wizzbees, no more trips to Hogsmede, no more patronuses to conjure, nor horcruxes to seek.  When the final book came out at least we still had the movies to look forward to.  I’m not sure how I’m going to feel when Chapter 34 comes up on the screen and I watch Harry head into the Forbidden Forest.  “The boy who lived, come to die.”  I can’t even watch Ralph Fiennes say that line in the promos without tearing up.  

Don’t get me wrong, I’m excited about the last movie.  I know Greyson will be cheering when Mrs. Weasley kills Bellatrix Lestrange.  I’m psyched to see our dear, bumbling Neville become a hero.  Of course Ron and Hermione, finally.

I’m not one of those kids who grew up with Harry Potter.  Being alive in the last decade meant I certainly knew who he was, but I was already in college when the novels and films became a worldwide phenomenon. One night I was home from school and was going to pick up a CD and a latte from my local Barnes and Noble.  When I walked in there were hundreds of children in round plastic glasses waving sticks.  I had apparently stumbled into the midnight release parties of one of the novels.  I was annoyed, but intrigued.

Years later I read all of them, start to finish, the entire series.  Then I read it again.  Then I made Greyson read them, and he thanked me as he sniffled his way through the final chapters of The Deathly Hallows.  For us as adults, it was the ultimate escape.  I don’t know an adult who’s read the series who hasn’t confessed they would love to get their letter from Hogwarts.  In my mind, everyone I know is “sorted” into a house.

I guess the only thing sweetening the bittersweetness of the final movie is knowing that now that I’m a parent, I get to share Harry Potter with my daughter someday.  Charlotte, sweetheart, when you get big enough I’ll send you the owl to let you know it’s time.  It will be time to crack open The Sorcerer’s Stone and head to number 4 Privet Drive so the story of the boy from the cupboard can enchant you as it has your parents.  In my mind it will be, well…magic.

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Infestation- July 11, 2011

I came home this evening and opened the cabinet in the kitchen where we keep all of the things we only sort of knew existed a year ago.  You know, Dr. Brown’s bottles, Munchkin bowls and spoons, Born Free training cups, and Medela breast shields.

I had to look twice.  There were hundreds of them.  I grabbed one of Charlotte’s bottles to fill and I felt them crawling up my hand.  Her bottle was covered in ants.  Freaking ants!  Some were crawling in circles, others marching in their lines.  
I told Greyson, “There must be remnants of my breast milk on the bottle and they were seeking the divine juice!” He said, “Yeah, that’s great.  They’re gonna die!”  
We pulled everything out of the cabinet and started scrubbing.  Greyson didn’t want to spray Raid around our baby, our dog, and our food.  He sprayed it on a paper towel and wiped everything out, killing the little buggers. As I scrubbed Dr. Brown’s useless rubber stoppers I would hear him say, “I spotted a brave rogue, but he’s gone now!  (evil laugh)”  We boiled water to sanitize all of her stuff.  I only melted one teether.  I consider that a victory.  We refuse to put her stuff back in the cabinet until we know it’s safe from ants and from Raid.  I’m home sick with a sore throat and laryngitis tomorrow, so we’re calling the exterminator first thing.  
Oh, this comes after the broken washing machine this weekend.  I feel like the Clampetts!  Did they ever have an ant infestation?  Surely not in Beverly Hills, right?  I’m sure Granny would have a recipe for breast milk and ant soup or something.  

 

“When all the little ants are marching
Red and black antennas waving
They all do it the same
They all do it the same way.”  
-Dave Matthews Band
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Unsweet dreams- July 8, 2011

You know that weird place between asleep and awake where you aren’t sure if you’re still dreaming?  Last weekend I had the most ridiculous terrifying moment in that place.  

Our master bedroom is on the first floor, and Charlotte’s room is upstairs.  I had the video baby monitor on my nightstand.  It was about 3:00am when we heard her stirring.  Greyson was all drooly and his eyes were half open when he said, “Is she okay?”  In a sleepy haze I rolled over to look at the monitor and my child is not in her crib!  
Terror
Panic
I could still hear her though.  I jumped up, grabbed the monitor and started heading upstairs.  That’s when I swear I heard an adult’s voice coming from the monitor, “Shhh!”  It sounded like someone was shushing Charlotte to be quiet.  I thought, Oh my God!  Someone is stealing our baby!  I started to run up the stairs when I thought maybe the person stealing Charlotte would try to attack me if  I came up there.  I needed back up. 
“Greyson!”  I yelled at him to follow me. “I hear someone, someone is taking her,” I said.  “What?” he said.  He ran two stairs at a time and I followed.  We got to her room.  
Relief
Exasperation
My husband stood there in his boxer shorts with his hair all rumpled and looked at me like I had five heads.  He pointed to our sleeping babe in her crib who had just found her paci in her sleep and was now snoozing away.   
No lie. This is what I said in a whisper, “Oh my gosh, it’s like that episode of The Simpsons where Mo becomes all enthralled with Maggie.  Homer and Marge end up hearing him on the baby monitor.”
Silence.  Greyson continued to look at me and my apparent five heads before simply shaking his and heading back downstairs.  
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My baby thief!  
Turns out, that little bugger had scooted all the way into the corner of the crib where we could barely see her on the monitor.  Her pale pink pajamas blended in with her pale pink sheet and I couldn’t see her on the screen through my sleep goggles.  I’m not really sure where the shushing sound came from .  
I laid back in bed and laughed.  My visions of baby theft like a Lifetime terror flick, and visions of Moe Szyslak are proof I watch too much TV.  Clearly it’s making me a more paranoid mother, and more sleep deprived.  
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Justice- July 6, 2011

Like everyone else I was glued to the Casey Anthony verdict yesterday.  But, my reaction was apparently not like everyone else. 

I completely, 100% agree with the jury. 

I know, I know, I can hear you now, “But Amy, you are a mother!  Aren’t you outraged!?”

Yes.  I am outraged.  I’m outraged this woman didn’t report her child missing for more than 30 days.  I’m outraged she lied to investigators.  I’m outraged they found the body of a two-year-old with duct tape on her face.  I’m outraged there are no answers.

If Casey Anthony was on trial for being a lying, crazy woman, or on trial for being a lousy mom, then she’s guilty on all charges.  (and she was found guilty of lying.)  But, she wasn’t on trial for those things.  If she murdered that child, then the state didn’t prove it.  It has to be “beyond a reasonable doubt”.  There was a lot of doubt in this case.  If I were a juror I’d be a tad insulted at having to sniff cans of crime scene scents that someone called “science.”

Everything about this is just so sad.  A child is gone.  Clearly this family has some terrible issues.  I watched all those people protesting outside the courtroom.  They were so angry at the jury.  They kept chanting, “Justice for Caylee!”  Well, the trial is over and no one was convicted.  So to me, if we want justice for that child, the only thing we can do is protect our own children and love our own children a little more.

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Baby’s first 4th- July 5th, 2011

This weekend was great.  We relaxed, just the four of us.  (I include Ginger here.)  I actually had the 4th holiday off work.  Greyson showed off his rib smoking prowess with his Father’s Day present.

For multiple nights this weekend, people kept setting off fireworks in a neighborhood nearby.  A number of  years ago I would have been thinking this when I heard them…

“Ha!  Awesome!  Who has fireworks?  Let’s grab some more beers and go see who’s shooting them off.  I wonder if they have any of those purple-flaming-Mexican-bottle-rocket-spinning-thingies?  Surely it’s not a bad idea to mix alcohol and do-it-yourself explosives.  I hope no one calls the cops.”

This year I thought this…

“If they wake up my baby I will call the cops!  Don’t those people know our area is under moderate drought conditions!?  They could start a fire!”  

At a local 4th celebration where you decorate your kid’s stroller/wagon/bike.  
Charlotte and Josh decided to rip the sign and chew on it.  Yum!  If they like posterboard, wait until they get to taste hotdogs next year. 
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