"I’m a swinger baby! Yeah!" – June 18, 2010
Not that kind of swinger! Please! I was raised as a nice Baptist girl! I try not to deviate from that. (Okay, who am I kidding?)
But, anyway I’m officially a Mood Swinger. Holy hormones! I mean a Jekyl-and-Hyde-back-and-forth-pendulum-side-to-side-yo-yo’ing-biotch!
By the way, this is only something I can say. It’s not okay for you to say it. CAUSE I WILL SMACK YOU IN YOUR FAT YAP! But…I mean, you’re great! I can’t thank you enough for reading my blog.
See what I mean?
It is the oddest thing ya’ll. I used to be such a nice person. Ask my friends. But in recent weeks I’ll cut ya if you say the wrong thing! But, then I’ll feel really bad and realize what a great person you are and how I’m so glad you’re in my life.
Then I’ll start thinking about how lucky and blessed I am to have this wonderful miracle growing inside me and I’ll start farting rainbows. After that I’ll hear Martina McBride or some other sappy country crooner sing about living life to the fullest and cry tears of honey.
But, then some idiot will call me about some stupid crap and suddenly it’s the head-exploding-wrist-slashing-end-of-the-world.
Mike Myers as Austin Powers, the ultimate “swinger”
I apologize for the 1997 reference. But, YOU’LL GET OVER IT DAMMIT! Oh! I’m so sorry! Maybe I’ll eat and sleep now.
Spread it around:
I remember when those hormones were raging! Hang in there – and what an ADORABLE blog you have!!!
Thanks Theta Mom! It helps to have other mom blogs for a little reassurance that I'm not going crazy. So, thanks for YOUR blog!
My week has been crazy. I'm hoping maybe for a little more sanity next week. We'll see! 😉