Pimply Pregnancy Poem- July 11, 2010
Alicia Keys and Katy Perry….
Your acne isn’t so scary.
Proactiv can’t touch my face of zits.
Or my back from neck to pits.
Your commercials I’ll have to interrupt….
Wait, I hear Keys is knocked up.
No product can clear up my break outs
Not with hormones in these amounts.
Estrogen and progesterone….
Mmmm, I’d like some Toblerone.
Oh, how I miss my former complexion!
The smile on my pre-pregnancy reflection…..
At least I know my baby will be pretty.
For now, I’ll just rely on witty.
Alicia, girl, don’t tell me you’re not broken out too.
(Pic from The Huffington Post)
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Haha! I love it. I am pregnant for the 2nd time and just started to breakout again. The bacne is the worst!
I had HORRIBLE skin during my first pregnancy. Really, it was bad. The stuff my dermatologist gave me made it worse. I eventually tried the Clinique acne soap and spot treatment and voila… it was gone within a few days. Seriously. I still use the soap daily and never had any trouble during pregnancy #2 – just a minor spot here and there. Might be worth a try.