Days of Our Lives- July 11, 2012
Scenes and quotes from our life lately:
We went through hell with our tight-ass HOA to insure that our potential buyer could park her conversion van in our town home neighborhood since it won’t fit in the garage. We made sure she wasn’t violating our neighborhood’s umpteeth Nazi covanents. It was a challenge to explain these rules without letting on that the Suburban Third Reich might hunt her down for a yard flag violation. It was all for nothing. She made an offer on a house two doors down. I look forward to keying that stupid van. (I’m not really. Just kidding. Calm down.)
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I was getting ready to leave and I tell Greyson, “It’s so hot. I can’t wear pants as often. I hate shaving my legs. I hope no one notices.” I pointed down to my skirt. He says, “Wow, you are kind of a sasquatch!” “Sasquatch. I love that word.”
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I went to a baby shower recently. There was a table with desserts and drinks. There was a glass jar with candy. Charlotte saw it and wanted a piece so I gave her some. A friend pointed out that the party hosts then moved the candy into a jar with a lid. Turns out that candy was for a shower game. The game was one of those “Guess the Number in the Jar” games. Whoops! I felt I couldn’t participate. I think someone from my table won because they knew it was 250 minus 1. This is proof my life is a constant faux pas.
I had a phone date with one of my dearest old friends. I was getting the update on baby #2 as her second pregnancy wraps up. I wanted to know all the details of their move to a new city and getting new jobs. I missed her. I told her something we had done recently. She said, “Yea Amy. I know everything. I read the blog.” Touche. At least I know she won’t miss me.
Spread it around:
I know the feeling on the part with your friend saying she already knows everything. I sometimes tell my friends a story and they say they have already seem the FB post. So, just be nice and listen again. I hope your house sells soon.