Why you should carry Confederate money- August 31, 2012
I have a friend at work that regaled me with a little tale I want to pass on to you lovely readers.
This is Forsyth Park in Savannah, Georgia. It’s beautiful, isn’t it? This fountain is designed to be reminiscent of fountains in the Place de la Concorde in Paris and is near the city’s Confederate Memorial Statue. So show some semi-racist respect, you!
Anyway, my friend was walking her roommate’s dog when the little pup felt a call of nature. A solid call. My friend was panicked to realize she did not have a baggy for this doggy duty. Err, doodie. To make matters worse, the dog left its deposit on the cement sidewalk, in front of a police officer. Obviously, she would have to pay a fine if she left it in front of one of Savannah’s finest.
Oh she paid a fine, alright.
She searched her pockets for a bag, some paper, or anything to scoop the poop. My friend was forced to turn to America’s old pal George. George Washington. That’s right. She used a dollar bill to pick up s#*% off the sidewalk.
The dog’s name? Gucci Onasis. Only Gucci the dog would make you pay to pick up its poop.
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Hilarious. Seriously. Money to pick up poop. Thought I had heard it all …
Right!? I was crying I was laughing so hard when she told me this story.