“Catholicism, Wow!”- September 4, 2012
If you get the reference in the title of this post, you might be my new best friend.
Anyway, we are sick of selling our house. I mean seriously sick of it. Our floors are new. Our kitchen is spotless. Our beds are made. Our towels are only for guests. We had an Open House, showings, everything. For two months we’ve been doing this. Guess how many offers we’ve had? Um, yeah, none. This video shows what we’ve resorted to.
Let me know if burying St. Joseph in your yard has or has not worked for you. Also, let me know if you know the ridiculous, yet hilarious sacrilege that is the “Buddy Christ.”
Me: “Don’t tell my Southern Baptist grandparents about this. Wait, they don’t know what a blog is. It’s cool.”
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We did it too! Offer within 30 days but then again Billy is a recovering Catholic
Ha! “Recovering Catholic”. Love it!
Hmmm… Do I get the obscure references to pop culture in this? Hmmm…Not sure, but I do know that abortion clinics are good place to meet loose chicks. Anyway, not sure about St. Joe, but I know St Anthony helps me find stuff that I lost even in my own Baptistdom. Still, I’m telling you: rent that bitch out. At least until the market recovers. So many people have to rent nowadays because they can’t get financing. We’ve got four rental properties and they’ve all been rented without a lapse for the past two years. It’s scary to think about and when I married Bill and acquired his slums, I was like, no way. Now I see it’s the smartest financial investment that we have. If you have questions, please ask. I feel certain that you could get a renter in two weeks and be in the new house of your choice as soon as you like. Give it some thought.
We’re trying! I REALLY want to rent. We’ll see. We can’t the the equity line we want to buy the house. We’ll see. We’re looking into it again. Fingers crossed!
Could you refi the townhouse first to get a lower interest rate and decrease your monthly payment? Or is your interest rate already pretty low. Reason I ask is, we’ve just refinanced all of our properties and on one of our local properties, we are saving almost $400/month on mortgage. I’m now turning a profit on rent on that property. A lower mortgage on your townhouse would probably increase the amount of loan you’re approved for at least a little. Just a thought. Also, our finance guy just worked miracles for our refis. Let me know if you want his name. He may find you an equity loophole.