“The Little Kicks”- August 12, 2013
There is only one explanation for the jerking and failing that is going on in my womb on a daily basis. These kicks feel different from my first baby. Seriously. I’m concerned about this kid’s dance moves.
I think I’m carrying a mini Elaine Benes.
“It’s like a full body dry heave, set to music.”
-George Costanza
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Considering I dance almost as well as Elaine Bates, I think it’s safe to say the massive amounts of kicking I’ve been feeling today can also be attributed to a horrible little dancer-to-be.
I’m so sad for both of our future children.
::sigh:: I’ll get on the waiting list for dance now.