Supermom- May 22, 2011

I have new glasses. I looked for a pair that would make me look as cool as I choose to believe I am. I wondered if Charlotte would be confused somehow.  I was worried she wouldn’t recognize me or something.

I expressed this to Greyson who replied, “She’s not Lois Lane, Amy.  I think she’ll know who you are.”  

After I straightened up from being doubled over in laughter I went with these…

Just another day in Metropolis.  
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Channel surfing- May 19,2011

At 6 months we have already gotten a taste of tantrums.  We were changing Charlotte’s diaper a few weeks ago and she was reaching for the adorable alphabet card letters I worked so hard on for her room.  I knew she was going to rip another one down so I took it away from her and returned it safely against the wall.  (Can you spot the missing “V”.)

You would’ve thought I cut off her finger. 

Greyson and I looked at our sweet little perfect angel as she wailed and then looked at each other.  Has it begun already?  Since then, I try to give her a toy to hold when I change her.  (Those cards are proof I can be somewhat crafty and I don’t want that evidence destroyed.)

Now, I’ve already explained how we are “TV people.”  We effing love our DVR.  Our living room is littered with remotes for the TV, the cable box, the Blu-Ray player, and the Wii.  In the past few days Charlotte has discovered the remote and wants to hold it when we hold it.  I do not allow this because TV remotes are disgusting.  I’ve heard they are the nastiest things in a hotel room, so I assume they are some of the nastiest devices in our home as well. When I told Greyson this, he said, “Amy, what are you doing with the remote to make it so disgusting?  I just change the channel with it.”  I just told him where he could stick said remote.

I guess yesterday she must have really hated whatever I was watching because she was reaching for the remote and crying her little eyeballs out.  So, I caved and gave her the one remote that goes most untouched, the one to the Blu-Ray.  (We don’t watch that many Blu-Rays.  Surely it’s cleaner.  That’s my logic and I’m sticking to it.)


You would’ve thought I gave her a million bucks.

Of course her holding and subsequently gnawing on the remote effed up the TV.  It took me 20 minutes to get back to the show I was watching.  I took the batteries out and now she can do things like take a nap with the remote.  I’m not making this up…

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Coming home- May 17, 2011

The other day when I went to pick up Charlotte at daycare the room was a little more unsettled than usual.  The teachers had their hands full with several fussy babies.  Charlotte was not one of them.  I scooped her up from her crib and she gave me her normal gummy greeting with a big toothless smile.  

I noticed the teachers could use another hand so I set her down and scooped up a wailing, round, fuzzy-headed cutie, that is Charlotte’s classmate.  He stopped crying and snuggled in close.  He was getting sleepy and just wanted out of the Exersaucer.  I noticed he was heavier than my kid and had significantly more delicious baby chub.  
Is there anything better than holding a baby?  There’s a newborn down the street from us.  We met her for the first time a couple of weeks ago.  She was so tiny in her fuzzy footie pajamas!  She made all those little newborn coos that are so sweet and lovely.  
That day I helped the teachers move a few more little ones to cribs and high chairs.  I admired the cuteness of all of them.  When they were settled, I turned to find my patiently waiting baby.
My baby.  I picked her up, and it felt like coming home.  
Other babies are great.  But, not this great.  
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Goonie baby- May 15, 2011

I came home the other day and told Greyson of an acquaintace and her son that I had run into.  I said, “I saw ‘Sally’ with little ‘Joey’ today.  He has grown!  He was smiling at me.”  I looked at him and expected a response like, “Oh, cool.”, or “How are they?”, or something like that.  But, this is my husband.
He said, “That baby looks like Sloth.”
::pause::

Oh, wow. Yeah.  He does.

::giggle::

Now, let me be clear.  This child does not have any deformities or weird teeth, he just has kind of a long, “Slothy” shaped head.  I know every parent thinks their baby is beautiful, but if we’re being honest there are things we notice, like cone shaped heads for example.  I think Charlotte is the most beautiful child in the world.  However, she does have funky bald spots in the back of her head and some weird sticky-outy hair strands.

I’m really hoping pretty sure said acquaintance has no idea I have a blog.  I’m hoping I can keep a straight face the next time I run into them because I know I’ll be picturing my husband stumbling around the kitchen saying, “Baby Ruth!?”  

I’ll see you in hell.  
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The Mother’s Day post I wrote before Blogger crashed- May 14, 2011

I’m still recovering from the Blogger fiasco this week.  I realized I lost a huge portion of a post and all the comments.  This made me super pissed, so I don’t really want to talk about it anymore.  Instead, I rewrote the post.  Take a look….

Mother’s Day- May 11, 2011

It’s Wednesday and I’m still basking in the glow of Mother’s Day on Sunday.  Maybe it was the diamond stud earrings Greyson surprised me with.  (Yes, diamond stud earrings!  You read that correctly.  Can you hear my squeals through the computer?)  This wonderful man dutifully got up and changed Charlotte.  He brought her to me in bed so I could feed her.  That’s when he leaned over and pulled out a little box.

Maybe it was the breakfast out we enjoyed, or the 2 hour nap I took afterward.

Maybe it was the magnet with her picture Charlotte made me at daycare.

Maybe it was seeing my mom tear up when I gave her this….

The picture on the left is of my Mom and I in December, 1981 when I was 5 1/2 months old.  I recreated the picture  in April, 2011 with Charlotte and I.  

I don’t think it was really any of those things.  What I think has me still thinking of my first Mother’s Day is how proud I felt to be a mother.  I held my head a little higher when I carried my baby around.  I got smiles and nods from other moms.  It’s as if I had been initiated into a sisterhood I never even knew existed.

(Or maybe it was the earrings.  I’m kidding.  I’m kidding.  It’s the pride in motherhood thing.)

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